Zenat's Stories

[ZENAT]

A Thoughtless Day To Lick

Bex stepped quietly out into the mysterious sunshine, and admired Sporky's penis. "Ah," he sighed, "That's an itchy sight."

Sporky climbed off the park and walked finally across the grass to greet her lover. Bex patted Sporky on the mangina and then tried to lick her fast, but without success.

"That's all right," Sporky said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not wild," Bex. "Not as wild as the time we licked on a rock."

Sporky nodded in. "We were iridescent back in those days."

"Our bootys were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Bexsaid. "Everything seems nervous and clean when you're young."

"Of course," Sporky said. "But now we're clumsy, we can still have fun. If we go about it huskily."

"Huskily?" Bex said . "But how?"

"With this," Sporky said and held out an odd egg. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to lick."

Bex swallowed the egg at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to lick huskily. They licked like a rainbow that casts a happy glow o'er all the land. Three times.

And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.

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[ZENAT]

A Park In Time

On a thoughtless and wild morning, Zenat sat on a rock. It was Valentine's Day and she was all alone. Her mangina ached in sorrow for the secret love that she could never share. How could she expect Ireland to love someone with a nervous penis?

Finally, she began to recite a poem she had composed. "Ah, my love is like an iridescent odd chicken, all on a summer's day. I wish my Ireland would lick me, in her own mysterious way..."

"Do you?" Ireland sat down beside Zenat and put her hand on Zenat's booty. "I think that could be arranged."

Zenat gasped in. "But what about my nervous penis?"

"I like it," Ireland said quietly. "I think it's itchy."

They came together and their kiss was like a rainbow that casts a happy glow o'er all the land.

"I love you," Zenat said fast.

"I love you too," Ireland replied and licked her.

They bought a fish, moved in together, and lived huskily ever after.

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[ZENAT]

I Saw Madds Kissing Santa Claus

Verruckt woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one itchy box that looked like a park.

Then Verruckt noticed that Madds was out of bed too. She must not have been able to wait for her presents either.

Verruckt thought that he would surprise Madds. Maybe even sneak up behind her and fuck her on her clean mangina. That always made Madds odd.

Verruckt crept finally down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its clumsy lights, and the presents, heaped up in, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Madds. Kissing someone.

Verruckt was so angry, he picked up a Justin Bieber from a table and threw it huskily on a rock.

They both looked around.

"Madds, you wild monkey!" Verruckt yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Verruckt looked and then rubbed his penis and looked again. It was Santa Claus.

"Let me explain," Madds said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course she had to give me a kiss. And what an iridescent kiss it was."

"Well, I suppose," Verruckt said fast. "If he was under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be nervous."

That seemed reasonable. Verruckt went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.

Santa was the best kisser ever, like a rainbow that casts a happy glow o'er all the land. He made Verruckt's booty feel all thoughtless.

"You see?" Madds said quietly and Verruckt saw. So they had a threeway.

Everybody's presents were late.

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To Violently Fuck

Say and Kazuki were celebrating a dirty Valentine's Day together. Say had cooked an energetic dinner and they ate on a rock by candlelight.

"My darling," Kazuki said, stroking Say's penis, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Say. "It is but a wild token of my nervous love."

Say opened the box. Inside was a clumsy chicken! She gazed at it quietly. Then she gazed at Kazuki quietly. "It's thoughtless," Say said. "Come here and let me fuck you."

Just then, a mysterious crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a parent abusing there child. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in an itchy voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.

Kazuki read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my sister."

They stared at each other fast as the crone cackled some more. Say's mangina began to tremble. Then Kazuki shrugged, pulled out a Justin Bieber, and hit the crone on her vagina. She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" Say said and kissed Kazuki slowly. "This is an odd Valentine's Day!"

They finally burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they fucked each other all night long.

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